You panic if you discover you’ve left the house without something to read.
It drives you nuts when you can’t see what other people are reading.
You wish you could call in “curled up with a good book” to take the day off work.
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.